Happy pills are the only thing that allow me to sit through an episode.

Tonight I'll just switch over to AI during Survivor commercials.
I just think it would be much better if AI were a singing contest, as opposed to a popularity contest.
AI5, starring: Taylor as Ray Charles. 'Whoo!' Kellie as the country bumpkin. 'I ain't never been a-swimmin' in a cee-ment pond' Ace as the closeted pretty boy. 'Do you really want to hurt me...' Kevin as the nerdy little kid that everyone thinks is just precious. 'I love to sing-a, about the moon-a, and the June-a, and the spring-a...' Mandisa as the black diva with one name. 'I'm every woman!!!' Katharine as the stunningly gorgeous knockout. <just looks at the camera> Paris as the self-centered, bubbly wannabe. <pushes Katharine aside and steps into the shot with an evil grin> Chris as the rocker dude. <high-fives the closeted pretty boy and makes his little rocker hand sign>
If they really wanted to impress me, they would tell the contestants that they have one week to write, rehearse, and perform an original tune. What they have them do now is more acting than music.